She was so blonde...

-she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

-she thought a quarterback was a refund

-she tried to put M and M's in alphabetical order

-she thought meow mix was a record for cats

-under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics"

-she tried to drown a fish

-she tripped over a cordless phone

-she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
'concentrate'

-she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her
mind

-she got stabbed in a shoot out

-she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK"

-If you gave her a penny for intelligence you'd get a refund

-they had to burn down the school to get her out of 3rd grade

-she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

-at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put
"Sagittarius"

-if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless

-she studied for a blood test and failed

-when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home she moved

-when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "AIRPORT
LEFT" she turned around and went home

-did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her months
to figure out she could use it at night

-she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company