The skeleton

An old building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new,
modern building.
Due to its proximity to other buildings it had to be dismantled floor
by floor. While working, two de-construction workers found a skeleton
in a small closet behind the elevator shaft. They decided that they
should call the police.
When the police arrived they directed them to the closet and showed
them the skeleton fully clothed and standing upright. They said, "This
could be Jimmy Hoffa or somebody really important."

Two days went by and the construction workers couldn't stand it any
more, they had to know who they had found. They called the police and
said, "We are the two guys who found the skeleton in the closet and we
want to know if it was Jimmy Hoffa or somebody important."

The police said, "It's not Jimmy Hoffa, but it was somebody kind of
important."

"Well, who was it?"
"The 1956 Blonde National Hide-and-Seek Champion."

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