Animals on drugs

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon
a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my
friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll
see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the
joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come
across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my
friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us
through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant
looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and
starts running with the rabbit and the giraffe. The three animals then come
across a lion about to shoot up... "Lion my friend, why do you do this?"
Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you
will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts
to beat the shit out of the little rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant
watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He
was merely trying to help us all!" The lion answers, "That little fucker
makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on
ecstasy!"



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