Impressions

A young man with a nervous stomach sits at the dinner table with his
girlfriend's entire family. The uncomfortable bloat he feels is ruining his
chances of making a good impression. Despite his heroic efforts a small
fart leaks out.

"Spot!" the grandma scolds.

Looking down the young man sees the family dog cower near the base of his
chair. "Great!" the young man thinks, "I'll let out just a little more to
be comfortable and the dog will get blamed."

Pfffft, the young man releases a little more gas.

"Spot!" the grandma again scolds and the dog cowers in shame a little more.

"This is AWESOME!" the young man thinks. "I'll just let out one more big
one, the dog will get blamed and I can relax and charm the hell out of her
parents."

BRAAAAAAAPPP!!! the young man lets it loose.

"Spot!" the grandma yells. "Come here before he shits on you!"

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