Mississippi

A bus stops and two recent immigrants get on. They seat themselves, and
engage in an animated conversation. The lady siting behind them ignores
their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she
hears one of the men saying the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come a
again. Two asses, they come again. I come again and pee twice. Then I
come a once-a-more".

"You foul-mouthed Italian swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In
this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. I'ma just tella my friend howa to
spella Mississippi!