Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. ~Steven Wright
Poker is like sex – everyone thinks they're the best, but most people don't have a clue what they're doing. ~Dutch Boyd
If you're playing a poker game and look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you ~Paul Newman.
Trust everyone, but always cut the cards. ~Benny Binion
Chuck-E-Cheese, because it's never too early to introduce your child to poor nutrition and gambling.
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