There is a new virus going around, called WORK.
If you receive any sort of WORK at all, whether via email, Internet, or
simply handed to you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT.
This has been circulating around our building for months and those who
have been tempted to open WORK or even look at WORK have found that
their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function
properly.
If you do encounter WORK via email or are faced with any WORK at all,
then to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words "I've
had enough of your crap...I'm off to the pub". The WORK should
automatically be forgotten by your brain and your career will now be
successful destroyed.
If you receive WORK in paper-document form, simply lift the document
and drag the WORK to your garbage can and deposit there. Put on your hat
and coat and skip to the nearest pub with two friends and order three
pints of beer. After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that
WORK will no longer be of any relevance to you and that "Scooby Doo" was
the greatest cartoon ever.
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