A world-renowned ventriloquist is doing a huge show in Madison Square
Garden for thousands of people. In his act, he throws in a few blonde
jokes here and there. At the end of the show, he is backstage when a
blonde woman approaches him, visibly shaken.
"I just want to tell you how disgusted and offended I was by your show
tonight. The way you made fun of blondes was unnecessary and uncalled
for!"
The ventriloquist was completely taken aback. He had no idea that his
show would ever offend anyone!
"Ma'am, I am so sorry. If I had any idea that I would offend audience
members, I would never have done the act, and I am very sorry." He said
sincerely.
"No, no," said the blonde. "I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to that
bastard sitting in your lap."
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