Confucius says

Confucius says, man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Confucius says, man who stand on toilet, high on pot.

Confucius says, man who buys drowned cat ends up with wet pussy.

Confusion says, man who drop watch in toilet has shitty time.

Confucius says, woman who worth weight in gold probably cost as much.

Confucius says, oral sex make your day; anal sex make your hole weak.

Confucius says, man who goes to sleep with itchy bumhole, wake up with smelly fingers

Confucius says, baseball very strange game. How can man with four balls walk?