A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so
for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents
what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up
to his dad and ask his what the government was. His dad thought for a
while and answered, ”Look at it this way: I’m the president, your mom is
Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby
brother is the future.” ”I still don’t get it” responded the Little
Johnny.”Why don’t you sleep on it then? Maybe you’ll understand it
better,” said the dad. ”Okay then…good night” said Little Johnny went
off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by
his baby brother’s crying. He went to his baby brother’s crib and found
that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny
went to his parent’s room to get help. When he got to his parent’s
bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were
asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad
wasn’t there. So he went to the maid’s room. When he looked through the
maid’s room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little
Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks
aloud, ”OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing
the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people,
and the future is full of crap!”
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