More Clinton Humor

What was Clinton's last gift to Monica?
Spot remover.
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What is Clinton's worst nightmare?
An intern with braces.
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Did you hear Clinton is declaring a new National Bird?
The Spread Eagle
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What's Bill Clinton's favorite brand of potato chips?
Lays
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What did Clinton say when Paula Jones went public with her story?
NOW she decides to open her mouth
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What did Clinton say when asked if he had used protection?
"Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."
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The most recent reports of the stain on Monica's dress have been
released.
This whole thing seems to be a vast right-hand conspiracy.
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What does Clinton say to interns as they leave his office?
Don't hit your head on the desk.
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Hillary is planning to install the latest security device on Bill's
zipper.
It's called Blo-jack.
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As Air Force One prepares to land, the captain makes his customary
request over the loudspeaker:
"Mr. President, would you please return the stewardess to the upright
position and prepare to land?"
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A reporter asked Clinton one day. "Was Monica lying?" Clinton responded
"No," he responded, "She was on her knees."