See the light

An 90 year old man went for his annual check up and the doctor said,
"Friend, for your age your in the best shape I've seen."

The old feller replied, "Yep. It comes from clean living. Why I know I
live a good, clean, spiritual life." The doctor asked, "What makes you
say that?" The old man replied, "If I didn't live a good, clean life the
Lord wouldn't turn the bathroom light on for me every time I get up in
the middle of the night."

The doc was concerned. "You mean when you get up in the night to go to
the bathroom, the Lord Himself turns on the light for you?"

"Yep," the old man said, "Whenever I get up to go to the bathroom, the
Lord turns the light on for me."

Well, the doctor didn't say anything else, but when the old man's wife
came in for her check up, he felt he had to let her know what her
husband said.

"I just want you to know," the doctor said. "Your husband's in fine
physical shape but I'm worried about his mental condition He told me
that every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns
the light on for him."

"He what?" she cried. "He said every night when he gets up to go to the
bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him."

"Aha!!!" she exclaimed. "So he's the one who's been peeing in the
refrigerator!"

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