(MUST BE READ WITH AN ACCENT, PREFERABLY OUT LOUD)
One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel.
Ina Morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast.
She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss.
She say go to the toilet.
I say you no understand . I wanna to piss onna my plate.
She say you better not piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch.
I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant.
The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock.
She tell me everyone wanna fock.
I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table.
She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.
So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed.
I call the manager and tella him I wanna shit.
He tell me to go to toilet.
I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.
I don't even know the man and he call me sonna ma bitch. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you".
I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy.
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