Swearing In At Breakfast

A 7 year old boy and his 4 year old brother are upstairs in their
bedroom. The 7 year old is explaining that it is high time that the two
of them begin swearing. When his little brother responds
enthusiastically, the 7 year old says, "When we go down stairs for
breakfast this morning, I'll say "Hell" and you say "ass." The 4 year
old happily agrees.

As the two boys are seating themselves at the breakfast table, their
Mother walks in and asks her older son what he would like to eat for
breakfast. The 7 year old replies, "Ah hell, mom, I'll just have some
Cheerios."

"WHACK!" The surprised mother reacts quickly. The boy runs upstairs,
bawling and rubbing his behind. With a sterner voice, the mother then
asks the younger son, "And what would YOU like for breakfast?"

"I don't know," the 4 year old blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it's
not gonna be Cheerios."