Blonde Executed

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a
redhead, and one's a blonde.

The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she
has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready!
..Aim!! ..." Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!" Everyone
is startled and looks around. She escapes.

The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she
has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready!
.. Aim!! ..." Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!" Everyone is
startled and looks around. She escapes.

By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward
and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and
the executioner shouts, "Ready! ... Aim!! ..." and the blonde yells,
"FIRE!!!"