Perfect

There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman.  After a perfect
courtship, they had a perfect wedding.  Their life together was, of
course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving a
perfect car (a Volvo) along a winding road when they noticed someone at
the roadside in distress. Being the perfect couple, they topped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.  Not wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple
loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.  Soon they were driving
along delivering the toys.  Unfortunately, the driving conditions
deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.

Who was the survivor?      (scroll down for the answer)






The perfect woman.

She's the only one that really existed in the first place. Everyone
knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect
man.

A Male's Response.

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman
must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.