A boy came back from school and asked his parents, "Mom and Dad, what is a penis?", much to his parents' horror.
Feeling that he was too young, his dad said, "you see that umbrella over there? It's called a penis."
The next day he asked, "Mum, what is a vagina? The shocked mother didn't know what to say, but the father answered, "see your sister's doll? That's what it is."
The next day the boy came home again and asked, "what does it mean to screw?" The parents became infuriated and told him to shut up.
The boy began crying.
"Okay, okay," said the mum, "to screw means to sleep."
The next day their pastor paid them a visit to know why they missed service. It was raining very hard that day. He met the boy in their living room.
"Big boy. How are you?"
"I'm fine, Uncle," he answered.
"What about your sister?"
"She's outside playing with her vagina (doll)," he answered.
The appalled pastor asked him, "where are your parents?"
"They are still screwing in their room". (Sleeping)
"Oh my God! Where did you learn this profanity from?" the pastor asked.
"Uncle look! Your penis is dropping water on our floor!"(His umbrella)
The pastor fled.
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