Ole went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an
affair with another woman."
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" "
Ole said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." " "
"Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You are not to see that
woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Marys and put $50 in the poor
box, " said the priest.
Ole paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest who was watching, quickly ran over to Ole saying," I saw that.
You didn't put any money in the poor box!""
Ole replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you,
that's the same as putting it in!" "
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