Share the Wealth

A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how
badly screwed she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a
magic lamp washing up onshore.

She rubs the lamp, and out pops a magical genie!

The genie notices her anger and lets her vent her troubles to him. As
a consolation, the genie informs that he will give her three wishes.
But, he cautions her that because he does not believe in divorce, he
will give her ex-husband ten times the amount of whatever she wishes.

The woman is steaming mad, thinking that this is hardly fair, but she
makes her first wish. The genie grants her wish and she finds herself
sitting in pile of one billion one-dollar bills. The genie then reminds
her that her husband is now the recipient of 10 billion dollars.

The woman can barely contain her anger when she makes her second wish.
In an instant it was granted and the woman finds herself in front of a
beautiful mansion on the shore of her own private beach. But the genie
then reminds her again that her ex-husband now owns ten of what she
wished for, and points down the beach to a small development of ten such
mansions.

Upon hearing this, the woman takes her time to contemplate her last
wish. Just as the genie was about to give up on her, the woman informs
the genie that she wants to make the last wish. But, before she can do
this, the genie again warns her that her ex-husband will get ten times
what she wishes for.

"No problem.", said the woman as she grinned in ecstasy. "For my last
wish I'd like to give birth to 3 sets of twins."