How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to
do the dishes?
Both of them.
Why did the man cross the road?
He heard the chicken was a slut.
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
There isn't time.
Why does it take a million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won't stop to ask for directions.
What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know, it has never happened.
Why is it so difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
good-looking?
They all have boyfriends already.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
When do you care for a man's company?
When he owns it.
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge, and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
When did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
When his hand caught fire.
How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
What did God say after creating man?
I must be able to do better than that.
What did God say after creating Eve?
"Practice makes perfect."
How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or
extremely small.
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
They're married.
Why did Moses wander the desert for forty years?
He wouldn't ask for directions.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful.?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man asks, "Why did you make her so dumb."
God answers: "So she would love you."
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