Microsoft Vs. Kittens

A cat in Redmond, Washington, had kittens. The boy who was the owner
was very proud of his new pets and was showing them off to his
neighbors. One of these neighbors was a Microsoft executive. After some
discussion about the kittens, the Microsoft employee asked the boy,
"What type of computer products do the kittens use?" The boy replied,
"They love Microsoft products."

The Microsoft employee was pleased to hear this and decided to bring
Chairman Bill with him the next time he saw the kittens. A couple of
weeks later, Chairman Bill went to see the kittens. The Microsoft
employee again asked the boy, "What type of computer products do the
kittens use?"

The boy said, "They love Sun computers and use Unix and Java." Bill
was shaken and sputtered, "What? I was told they liked Microsoft
products?" The boy replied, "Well, they did, but their eyes are open
now."