Three cowboys are sitting around the campfire with all the bravado
cowboys are known for. A night of tall tales begins.
The first cowboy says "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy I know.
Why last week a bull got loose and gored six men before I wrestled it to
the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands!"
The second cowboy says "Why that's nothing, just two days ago I was
walking down the trail when the biggest rattler I have ever seen crawled
out from behind the rock and made a move for me. I grabbed him with my
bare hands, ripped off his head, and sucked down the poison in one gulp
and I'm still here to tell about it today!"
The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his
penis.
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